What you get growing up

Things can change when you grow up like things changed for me when I growed up, (girls get badder things than boys).
 Girls get:
Girls start losing friends like boys, girls get periods around 9 or 7, it’s where blood comes out of you but it’s not painful. It stops at the age 50 and periods go on every month, some months skip your period.
 Girls start getting bossy (Adtitude) at parents and start getting no more rewards. They would soon see (Cute) boys and suddenly fall in love with him (or them). If you are a girl and you love so many boys, you are (what I call it) “Psycho lover”. It’s where you will keep on breaking up with boys and falling in love with different ones until your parents tell your band from getting more. You will start to change soon.
 Boys get:
 Boys get the same thing as girls but not periods. Instead, they have a lot of pimples. Boys can get slightly the same things as girls but mostly there the bullies. There are the ones that girls fall in love with. They love parkour, stunts, climbing even in school. Boys will get less or more rewards than girls (you are happy now!).
 Now let's talk about what you get in school. HARD(ER) MATHS!! Some of you might hate or love maths so much but (too bad!), it’s gotten harder like square roots. You can get more in trouble too! You can get jobs and guess what? MORE TRIPS! (and camp).
 You will see when you grow up!
Do you agree or disagree with me?